The Legend of the Pondy Relay Run

It was in the Bike n Barrel

Our 4 brave hashers sat

Looking for inspiration

At girl with a fetching hat.

 

“I fancy a long one” said Long One

“Like we did before”

“When we ran to Pondicherry”

“In 1994”

 

Zac started filming – “Which way do we go?”

Leather Coater said “It’s this way.”

Red Stud answered “Where”

Arul said “That’s a long one, the longest one I know”

 

So the planning started

And the beer began to flow

Several bottles later

The boys all had to go

 

Zac started filming – “Which way do we go?”

Leather Coater said “It’s this way.”

Red Stud answered “Where”

Arul said “That’s a long one, the longest one I know”

 

Out came their manhoods

Not a pretty sight

4 drunken hashers

Spraying the porcelain, gleaming white

 

Zac started filming – “Which way do we go?”

Leather Coater said “It’s this way.”

Red Stud answered “Where”

Arul said “That’s a long one, the longest one I know”

 

They planned lunches, brunches & parties

Then after all that ale

You know what they’d forgotten

To plan the bloody trail!

 

Zac started filming – “Which way do we go?”

Leather Coater said “It’s this way.”

Red Stud answered “Where”

Arul said “That’s a long one, the longest one I know”

 

Some made it to Pondicherry

In 1’s and 2’s and 3’s

Some came home running

Others on hands and knees

 

Zac started filming – “Which way do we go?”

Leather Coater said “It’s this way.”

Red Stud answered “Where”

Arul said “That’s a long one, the longest one I know”

 

We ran, we drank, we partied

We all had lots of fun

We are all part of the Legend

Of the “Pondy Relay Run”

 

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